Dr. Donez is a great character. Maybe even the best.
Ask Dr. Donez Edit
Main Article: Ask Dr. Donez
Dr. Donez answers many questions from his fans.
Here's some of the facts.
- Degree in Phychology in '83 (ask dd 001-025)
- Can play the harmonica (ask dd 001-025)
- Close up is because of some desease (ask dd 001-025)
- Speaks in an english accent (ask dd 026-050)
- Monday is "Donez day"
- Wrote a book called "Dr. Donez's Book of Love" for only $199.99.
- Thinks anime is alright (at least some anime)
- Got Law degree at BUM, got most PHDs at Cow Tech.
- Forgot how old he is, but it's around a hundred something.
- Perfers cheese over pancakes.
- Also wrote a book "Dr. Donez's Book of Coolness" for $49.99.
- Likes corn.
- Met Fred at BUM Law School. Fred beat him up for lunch money.
- Is a doctor in Magnets, Biology, Sciencetology, Chemistry, Biochemistry, Physochemistry, Physics, Physucks, Kemistry, Nuculer Chemistry, Engineering, and Computer Science, among other things.
- Has 5 PhDs.
- His Ice Pick is worth at least 60 bucks.
- The typical Dr. Donez can eat two donez. (donuts)
- Apparently appeared in an episode of the Simpsons as Dr. Nick's roommate.
- He eats a lot of donuts.
- Has an IQ of 5,000,000,001.
- He'll never tell his first name.
- Apparently ate Dr. Laura.
- Never lost a court case.
- Not a Michael Jackson fan.
- Not much of a Sega fan.
- Sometimes spits fire out of his nose.
- Patented the Intoxicating Intoxication Ray of Intoxicating Inoxicationess.
- Favorite word: Banana Bread.
- When he dies, he wants God to tell him he doesn't have to answer questions anymore.
- Doesn't have a Gamecube, but has a Gametriangle.
- Knows at least 50 ways to skin a Pikachu.